Wednesday, December 9, 2009

North Pole Must Be Too Cold

You can learn a lot by watching TV ads on the Beijing subway. For instance, Santa Claus lives in a temperate alpine valley, where he hand-selects chocolate chips to be mixed into a popular brand of ice cream.

Also, judging from cartoons that tout the Chinese emergency hotline, all criminals and crime victims in China are white foreigners.

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